Alpha bets on Meme!

After another painful twist, Frank found himself between a doc and a hard place following a suspicious run-in with Dr. Fox's Prius. Nan E. Goat arrived on the scene closely tailed by the stunning, red-headed pomeranian lawyer, Ms. Alpha D. Stein, who offered to represent Meme and Frank. With the ambulance and Dr. Nan waiting, Frank carefully weighed your advice and informed Dr. Nan: "I would like to go to the hospital to get my hooves checked, but I think it would be best if I saw another doctor, given your dubious relationship with Dr. Fox and my conflicting legal interests."

Upon hearing Frank speak with such forceful loyalty, Meme kissed the damp tuft between his horns. The pomeranian clipped over, extending her paw to Meme. "Hold on, sweetheart, I believe you'll be needing this." Alpha handed Meme a business card. "I'll wait here while they tow your car. Just remember to get copies of all of your medical records." Meme accepted the card and climbed inside the ambulance to wait for Frank.

Anxious and famished, Frank reached inside his back pocket for a slice of smoked dungarees. "Drop your pants now!" Dr. Nan ordered him. "You can't eat if you might need surgery. Then again, what do I care? I can't believe you'd hire that ambulance-chasing bit ..., I mean, female dog, after everything we've been through together!"

"What did you call me?" Alpha yapped. "Go LJ-cut yourself!" She barked at Dr. Nan, who stomped off in a huff.

"Oh no," Frank confronted Alpha, "please don't tell me that you know Dr. Nan too! You don't, ... do you?"

"Know her ... that's an understatement," she sneered. "We actually knew each other in the biblical sense until she took up with that sneaky fox. I can assure you that nothing would make me happier than to see that you win your day in court!"

The paramedics placed Frank on a stretcher and hoisted him into the vehicle. Dr. Nan swished over and got into Dr. Fox's Prius, which had suffered a broken headlight and dented bumper from the collision. Frank would like to know if Alpha's prior relationship with Dr. Nan should disqualify her as a potential attorney. Let him know what you think, and he'll shoot you over a rocket for your out-of-this-world guidance!

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