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Alpha bets on Meme!

After another painful twist, Frank found himself between a doc and a hard place following a suspicious run-in with Dr. Fox's Prius. Nan E. Goat arrived on the scene closely tailed by the stunning, red-headed pomeranian lawyer, Ms. Alpha D. Stein, who offered to represent Meme and Frank. With the ambulance and Dr. Nan waiting, Frank carefully weighed your advice and informed Dr. Nan: "I would like to go to the hospital to get my hooves checked, but I think it would be best if I saw another doctor, given your dubious relationship with Dr. Fox and my conflicting legal interests."

Upon hearing Frank speak with such forceful loyalty, Meme kissed the damp tuft between his horns. The pomeranian clipped over, extending her paw to Meme. "Hold on, sweetheart, I believe you'll be needing this." Alpha handed Meme a business card. "I'll wait here while they tow your car. Just remember to get copies of all of your medical records." Meme accepted the card and climbed inside the ambulance to wait for Frank.

Anxious and famished, Frank reached inside his back pocket for a slice of smoked dungarees. "Drop your pants now!" Dr. Nan ordered him. "You can't eat if you might need surgery. Then again, what do I care? I can't believe you'd hire that ambulance-chasing bit ..., I mean, female dog, after everything we've been through together!"

"What did you call me?" Alpha yapped. "Go LJ-cut yourself!" She barked at Dr. Nan, who stomped off in a huff.

"Oh no," Frank confronted Alpha, "please don't tell me that you know Dr. Nan too! You don't, ... do you?"

"Know her ... that's an understatement," she sneered. "We actually knew each other in the biblical sense until she took up with that sneaky fox. I can assure you that nothing would make me happier than to see that you win your day in court!"

The paramedics placed Frank on a stretcher and hoisted him into the vehicle. Dr. Nan swished over and got into Dr. Fox's Prius, which had suffered a broken headlight and dented bumper from the collision. Frank would like to know if Alpha's prior relationship with Dr. Nan should disqualify her as a potential attorney. Let him know what you think, and he'll shoot you over a rocket for your out-of-this-world guidance!

If you don't understand eljay speek, then you'd probably won't get the jokes here.

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Saturday, April 17, 2010 11:30 PM back to top?
FAAAAAAAAKKKK

Rewind to the first time that I felt it coming
I knew it would not last

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HOLY SHIP! I ALMOST GOT A HEART ATTACK WHEN I SAW DEMI LOVATO'S SLUTTY PIC! LOL IT'S ALMOST PREDICTABLE. FROM SIS BTW




ho snap, put some clothes on woman
she looks like she could be on jersey shore

I 'LOL'ed about a million times inside my head.

BTW it's a fake update :p

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Monday, April 12, 2010 10:43 PM back to top?
LOL WORTHY

FUCK YES. LOOOOOOLLLLLLZZZZZ!

No. 1:

Akane's post on M and N sims. TOTAL WIN. TOTAL WIN BABY. IT'S SO FUCKING CUTE IT HURTS.

I mean, A FIRE IN L'S HOUSE. AND MELLO WAS THERE AND BEING ALL "DON'T WORRY L, I'LL SAVE YOU!"

LOL.

No. 2:

ANOTHER SIM RELATED THINGY, FROM SIZZA. SHE ALWAYS MAKES THE BEST LULZ WORTHY LEGACY.

NO EXPLANATION NEEDED.

No. 3:

WATCHED SOME MOVIE OLIVE PLAYED RIGHT AFTER M LEFT MY HOUSE.

THERE WAS GONNA BE SOME DIRRTY SCENE BUT THE GUY GETS TURNED OFF BECAUSE THE GIRL WAS JUST FREAKING WEIRD.

ANOTHER LOL BECAUSE SHE KEPT SAYING THINGS LIKE THE WEATHER AND THEN MOUNTAINS AND ...

..YEAH. IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS.

No. 4:

PUTRI FELL TUMBLING DOWN THE STAIRS JUST NOW. BECAUSE OF HER SKIRT.

AND SHE FELL HEAD FIRST. IT'S A GOOD THING SHE DIDN'T DIE OR I'M GONNA BE SOOO BUSTED.

ROFL.

No. 5:

THIS IS 'FORGET YOUR THINGS' DAY!

M FORGOT HIS FLASH DISK AND PUTRI FORGOT HER HANDPHONE.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL.

I'M GONNA KEEP LAUGHING NOW BECAUSE THIS DAY IS ABSOLUTELY THE BEST!

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Sunday, February 21, 2010 4:32 PM back to top?
FUCK YEAH A YAOI ANIME!

LOL watching an anime. FLUFF. AND YAOI.

Fuckk yeah we're gunna have so much fun.

LOL.

"Sensei we're not gonna get there for dinner in time!"
"I want my dinner!"

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Friday, February 19, 2010 8:27 PM back to top?
I'll Never Win

But if I'm too far gone I'll never win

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UPDATE. ONE ONLY.

From now on will post a new post every three or two days. Because of my fucking schedule.

I am here to announce:

I am stressed. And half crazy.

Go lock me in some asylum or something.

Fuck. I wanna die or sleep all day instead.

Dunno why. It's not PMS that's for sure. I'm just being so over the top. As in, TOO emotional. As in:

If you try to use that tone when you're talking to me you're on my death list, capiche?

..that sort of stuff. 

I am wrecked. I am overblown. I'm also fed up with the fucking common cold.

And I was LOL-ing at pics sis showed me yesterday.

And it's like,

Ease my loneliness.

loljk ease my horniness

And it's like WIN. TOTAL WIN. PWNS TOO.

AHH I LOVE BEING CRAZY.

Fuck. Hope I don't commit suicide for so many tests this week.

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Friday, February 12, 2010 12:04 AM back to top?
Blur

I wouldn't say that you're boring
But I would say that you're pathetic
Shut up dear, put that mouth of yours to use
We're not here to argue, but to say petty little confessions

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Yeahh, posting something here again. Seriously I can't get enough of blogging.

So today Mrs. Chris changed the seats in class. And now Rani and I are sitting in the back, at the corner. OH DEAR GOD HOW AM I GOING TO READDD?

And M is now sitting across the room. Heh, I can't rant about the gayness of some people anymore. Bye M. I promise I won't miss you. (...kidding.)
IDK it kinda sucks sitting in the back. MOSTLY BECAUSE NOW I'M IN DIRECT CONTACT WITH THE SUN AND I HATE THE SUN.

Yes I'm weird like that. But honestly, I can't stand the light. Wait, the LIGHT.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I'm NEARLY feeling MELLOW. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

I think I'm gonna work on that cover for my playlist.

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Saturday, January 30, 2010 4:54 PM back to top?
So Again and Again

I'll watch you dance around
To New Found Glory
On the front seat of my car

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Yes. The dancing part is a contribution to Light IMAGAY. 28/1/2010 baby!

Goodbye. And GOOD RIDDANCE. Same goes to you, Mikami-san. It's a good thing that bitch Takada died already, and Misa's gonna kill herself on Valentine's Day next year. Now I'm perfectly happy.

So you're wondering why I confessed my love to all the beings in the world huh?

Weeeelll, a few minutes before I posted that post I read my email. And it's full of reviews from FFN.net users! And also Favorite Story alert ;D

Yes. I'm rolling in giddy at the time. I mean, who could ever expect people like girl!Matt/Near? It's pure love, I'm telling you. Even more so, the original pairing *gushes like a true fangirl*

COME ON, WHERE IS THE LOVE PEOPLE?

Oh and I'm wearing my new pair of jeans today. It's dark blue, and it goes up to my ribs so it kinda hurts. But I love it, not just because it's new, but because it's loose fitting. I like oversized things.

Now I'm reading a story or something. It's MN, but yeah, it's fine with me.

I must have started talking about Near more often, because that day, Matt said something that nearly killed me.

“You have a crush on Near, don’t you, Mells?”

That was the first thing I heard when I walked through Matt’s door. I choked on my chocolate, nearly spitting it out. When I finally calmed down, I was practically yelling. “W-What!? What the fucking hell, Matt! No, I don’t have a God-damned crush on that God-damned albino freak! How the hell could you even think that!?”

“Because it’s painfully obvious.” Matt didn’t seem fazed by my anger.

I glared at him. “How do you figure that?” I snapped.

“All you talk about is Near. Whenever I ask you to play video games with me, your excuse is that ‘Near would be studying, not playing stupid games’. Everything you do is centered on him. Either you have a crush on him, or you’re so obsessed that he’s all you can ever think about.”

I fell silent, my face heating up. “...” Was I really like that? No. Of course not. Because that would mean that I felt something for Near. I composed myself and addressed the redhead once more. “I can say with 100% certainty that I do not have a crush on Near, nor am I obsessed.” My eyes narrowed.
Matt seemed to contemplate all of this. “...Oh, okay. In that case, will you play a game with me?”

I was careful to avoid Near’s name. “I should be studying.”

“Then I’ll help you study.” Matt grins. I was slightly skeptical, but I’d do anything. I nodded, and Matt’s grin grew.

Matt grabbed up an abandoned textbook from the floor and flipped through it. “Tell me if you know it.” The first few were common knowledge before it got into things even I didn’t know. It was no wonder I was still second...

I was completely immersed in this odd study game, answering each automatically. I didn’t notice exactly what that last fact was.

“You have a crush on Near.”

“I know that.”

Matt smirked. My face reddened. “Shut the fuck up, Matt.”

The worst part?

I’ve always known that.

Yeah, a quote from it. Mello's POV guys. IDK I get the sense of nice fluff around here ^o^

And earlier at school M decided to take a look at my doujin collection.

...yes he read Pink Sniper.

...and California.

IT'S A GOOD THING I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING FROM H-EICHI EXCEPT THAT DAMNED MM DOUJIN. OR ELSE I'D BE DOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEEDDDD!!!

It's amazing why I never go to the evil side (AKA Matt/Mello).

And William didn't sit next to me at EF today so I think I got over my silly little crush on him.

Well, IDK for sure. But, uh, STOP TALKING TO ME.

Pretend that I never said anything about liking William, or stopped liking him. Or anything about the dude, mkay? Honestly I never got so OOC like this.

Y'know, I think I should post something about songs that remind me of certain situations or moods.

I KNO! I POST NEW POST! FAKK YEA! *lol I fail at trollspeak*

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Thursday, January 28, 2010 10:28 PM back to top?
4 AM Lips

I hope to God I mean a little more
Than the sounds that escape your tired 4 AM lips
Oh how I wish I meant a little more
Than the symphony of heavy breathings and the friction of hips

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 Uh huh. Edited some things to the template. Like it? Y/Y?

Got a lot of things to be said today.

First: Math = 80

Simple mistake though, no big. I'd do better next time.

Gee, since when am I this calm when I got an 80? LOL.

I remembered I got a 90 and I was like WTF? It's supposed to be 100!

But mom said don't be such a perfectionist so I calmed down. Everyone makes mistakes once in a while.

Second: M read that doujin scanned by Akane.

...that one. Yes.

And I'm pretty sure he freaked out about it.

OH THIS IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS.
I COULD DIE. SERIOUSLY.
I'M FUCKING SERIOUS HERE!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Yeah. It made my day.

Third: The Perv List. Credits: M

You can see it here.

As you see, I'm number one there. Not because I'm a perv (which I'm not going to say anything on the subject) but perhaps because he thinks I know a lot of those stuff.

Next up is Reza, which I admit is kinda pervy. He used to tell me I'm flat chested and I told him he doesn't have any dick.

And I presume he's a teenage male prostitute at night.

Third is Tria. NO I'M OFFICIALLY NOT SAYING ANYTHING ON THE SUBJECT.

Fourth is MM himself. I don't blame him for thinking bad stuff. Words like blood makes me think of something. Bad. Evil. EWW. too many raep fics in my head

Fifth is Riyan. Last is Fachmi.

And the only one who has a straight mind is Abrar!

IDK why he didn't put any girls' name in that list. I mean, I'm a girl of course, but aside from me.

Honestly, Olive can be such a tease sometimes.

Fourth, The Family.

I FINISHED IT!!!

I love the ending, where the main character, Cesare Borgia was killed in his last battle. And his sister Lucrezia walks through Silverlake carrying his ashes. And the commoners referring her as 'the beautiful, merciful Duchess of Fererra'.

I like Jofre Borgia. He's just being loyal to himself, and his wife. But poor Sancia died.

And the words written by Carol Gino, the gf of Mario Puzo about the book really made me love the man's works even more.

He said he's interested in the Borgia family. And claimed Popes are the first Dons. And the family was the first true crime family.

Every time he gets stuck, he'd read more Borgia books and it gets him back to work.

Apparently, two weeks before his death he showed Carol the manuscript for the last chapter of 'The Family'. Carol, who thought it was the manuscript for 'Omerta' was touched by his actions. He said she could finish it. He taught her everything he knew.

For a man who wrote The Godfather without any real experience in the mafia, salutations to you old man.

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Friday, January 22, 2010 9:27 PM back to top?
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